Can't Stop Bleeding (Been Caught Stealing)

   

A parody of a song by Jane's Addiction.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 10/19/2016  Released: 10/19/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Once I saw Trevor Bauer's finger bleeds all over mound I though it was time for a classic from the album Ritual De Lo Hemophilia. Like Mr. Tony needed one more reason to hate drones. I'm even gonna pretend that's Chessie barking over the first few bars.

He can't stop bleeding once he tried to pitch
Repulsive bleeding it's just as simple as that
Well it's dripping on his pants
Please do something umps, man
We don't wanna look at that

He cut that with a drone
Cut down to the bone
He's not alright
We're horrified
It's past time to get a bandage on

No drones!

Related Jingles

Throw the Fade (Fade Away) by mrlip
She Watched the Wind by Jason Fuse
Nobody But Me by John Fitzpatrick
Prius Stallin' (Free Fallin') by mrlip
Tony (Michelle) by Swingmonalisa

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Brilliant!
268 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
This is bloody good
280 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Good to see you getting busier!! Seriously sounds like you could be related to Perry on this!!!
281 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
c'mon, Anita! make up your own expletives, okay.
282 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
F**K. YEAH! Oh wait TIRB already said that.
282 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
F**K. YEAH!
282 days ago.