Pretentious Like You


A parody of a song by Adele.  A Collaboration by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN & Josh Wood in San Marcos, CA
Recorded: 10/13/2016  Released: 10/15/2016  First aired: 11/03/2016
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Thanks to Josh Wood (first time jingler!) for coming up this great idea and hilarious lyrics and for letting me sing it. Also thanks to Jason Fuse for editing the track together perfectly.

I heard that you're gluten free,
That your kid's got a nut allergy.
I heard that you wear hemp shoes and own 1 percent of a micro-brew.

I wish you'd shut up, but I can tell you're so delighted,
that you couldn't hold it in, you just can't hide it,
you hoped I see your plates and that I'd be excited that they say -
I heart soccer.

Piece of mind, I drive a Subaru.
and I obviously shop at Whole foods.
Quinoa, Kale, Vegan
Sausage alternatives
Some people kinda do, but some really love their kids

Piece of mind, I drive a Subaru.
Got it when my kid was 5, she's now twenty two
through the snow, sleet and rain
only one oil change
Sometimes they last so long that sometimes your dog is dead
Sometimes they last so long that sometimes your dog is dead

*A parody of "Someone Like You" by Adele

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
gorgeous and hilarious. also, the best veggie sausage links are Boca. the best veggie bacon is morningstar farms. weird, huh?
285 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
"Can KJ sing?" Answer: Yes. Like amazingly well. Beautifully done!
287 days ago.
Ed Butt
Officious Subaru owners of the world unite! Great job.
287 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Thanks. And don't get me started on Tony and Subarus. Please.
289 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
So great, this vocal has me shivering! Impeccably written.
303 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
This is really nice, beautiful vocals and funny lyrics. As a long time Subaru owner I resemble that remark...
303 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
So funny! And a suitably maudlin (i.e., perfect) performance. Sung like a real Subaruist!
305 days ago.