Try Nigel Try (Beatles Cry Baby Cry)

   

A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 10/08/2016  Released: 10/09/2016  First aired: 10/19/2016
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Lyrics

A Cry Baby Cry Jingle, hope you enjoy...

Lyrics:

Try Nigel Try
Tony don’t know why
You’ve only got one job

Nigel does the news
and tries not to become a deportee
On weekends he works blue
Doing shows with Ferrara at Magooby’s

Die Raju Die
Don’t try and deny
You fired the Columnetter
Die Raju Die

Raju is the captain
Of the pontoon that is floating out to sea
All aboard Kardashians,
Prius owners and the dopes on cross-country skis

Why tony why?
Make your children sigh
You’re old enough to know better,
Why Tony why?

A cantankerous curmudgeon thinks that monkeys
Start off as chimpanzees
Wants Harry to go upstairs
And ensure that those mouse cages are clean

Stay Dry Michael Dry
Raining outside
If you go out you’ll get wetter
Stay dry Michael Dry

Carville wants you to measure his penis so he can get on the plane
Carville wants you to measure his penis so he can get on the plane...

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This is so good. Love theme switches.
294 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Fabulous! There are so many great lyrics in this one but "make your children sigh" is sneaky funny.
295 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Kind of a bizarre edit from Nigel but I'll take it! Guess it was too long and they just pieced together what they liked.
308 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Podtime! Justice!
308 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Fully expect to here this, SOON!! Fabulous!!
308 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Another hit from Patrick, nice job.
316 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Beautifully done.
318 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
The Moffett drought is over. Genius.
318 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
fired the Colmnetter! Personal favorite among the many many great lines - go Daddy Patrick!
318 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Wonderful, Patrick! I can only imagine the inspiration that led you to do this jingle! Glad you found the time for this one. It's great.
318 days ago.

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