Trump (Kris Kross) Ft. Luke Overbey

   

A parody of a song by Kris Kross.  A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA, Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Recorded: 09/25/2016  Released: 09/25/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Thanks to Luke for writing and performing, and to Jason for producing and making it sound WAY better than it otherwise would have.


Howard Fineman covers
Trump Trump
Spout lunacy on the Stump Stump
Less informed than Forrest Gump Gump
His brain’s in need of a Sump Pump

Don't try to compare Don to any other demagogue
He’s on top and he swaps spouses when they hit menopause
His hair’s an Escher painting type of yellowish clump
Loves gold and walls and wants to build a really big one
How high? real high
He’s pimping steaks and wine
That vinegary flavor means it’s the premium kind
Has a penchant for passing out promissory notes
Thinks Maureen Dowd's a neurotic dippity-dippity-dippity dope
Grotesque monolithic phallic icons, he lauds
Buys his wives from a Rose Brides catalogue
Do contact work for him you’ll be left holding the bag
Preoccupied with his net worth and tiny gonads

Trump Trump
Cillizza and Philip Bump Bump
chronicle Hillary’s Slump Slump
At the Breezos sweatshop Dump Dump

Many people are saying (saying)
At Trump U, you can major in Evading (evading)
The X-E-N-O-P-H-O-B-E, winning bigly
Who pays debts with the checks from his slush fund slash charity
His sons kill rare wildlife on sight
And they don’t like skittles cause they’re not all white
He proved his yuge health to a TV faux doctor
Endorsed ‘stop and frisk’ just to grope his own daughter
Didn’t write his own book, his best words write tweets
Hired a ghost writer cause he likes guys in white sheets
Admires Putin’s strongly tanking economy
You can’t spell his name without D-O-L-T

Trump Trump
He likes to pat Ivanka’s Rump Rump

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Amazing how much new material is available for this now compared to then, and we even threw out half of what we had at the time.
240 days ago.
ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
BRILLIANT
269 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Damn. just incredible. Congrats!!!
271 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I thought it funny that "demagogue" was the #1 searched word on Meriam-Webster.com on Monday when I was looking up something else.
271 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Burn. Great job guys!
271 days ago.

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