Dirty Bacon


A parody of a song by Don Henley.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 09/23/2016  Released: 09/25/2016  First aired: unaired
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Wow, what a Thursday show. Clean bacon? C'mon man! Nassau? Trash? Barkie? Sandie? Honestly...

Last Thursday’s show Nigel read me the news,
told me a story ‘bout Panera’s new “food”
Cleaned their pork and now it's improved.
Nah, gimme that Dirty Bacon!

Now as I said it was a Thursday Show.
But he's in tune with what we need to know
Talking’ bout Nassau now, thanks Tone!
Now we know what Birdie in Trash means.

Birdie now you’re up
Barkie now you’re down
Greenie now you’re up
Bogey now you’re down

Chippie now you’re up
Bogey now you’re down
Sandie now you’re up
Le Cheeserie all around.

*A parody of "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley.

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
How did this not get aired? Great touch with "food" in quotes.
292 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Love it!
313 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
agree with Sean and Joe on the title/idea. and your voice is strong here; this track suits you well.
320 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
322 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Very funny and great vocal as always
322 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
So jealous of this idea. So great and flawless execution!!!
323 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
So funny! Great riff on title.
323 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I haven't heard the story that this is about and "dirty bacon" is still funny to me. I enjoy the dirty vocal effects on this too.
325 days ago.

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This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
September 29, 2016: Same Old Show


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