Toy Hall of Fame feat. Jason Fuse

   

A parody of a song by The Script.  A Collaboration by Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 09/21/2016  Released: 09/22/2016  First aired: 10/03/2016
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Lyrics

I'm waiting with baited breath to hear who makes this year's inductees. Thanks to Jason. He makes everything sound better. A parody of the Script, "Hall of Fame" feat. will.i.am.

Yeah, you can be Checkers, you can be Chess
You can be a frisbee or erector set
You can be a baby doll, you can be a ball
Only the best toys get enshrined in the Hall
You can be Monopoly or alphabet blocks
Wait... they let in a cardboard box?
The blanket was inducted? This is insane!
What lamebrain is selecting who makes it…
 
In the Toy Hall of Fame
I get the Atari games
But a swing? That’s kind of inane
And a stick? Someone needs to explain
How are these things in the Hall of Fame?
 
I can see the kite, legos belong here
But the Super Soaker had one good year
He was probably on the juice. And what about Clue?
A teddy bear’s no toy but it’s in before you?
A blanket is a covering, a stick is a plant
Can you get these at a toy store? No, you can’t
And bubble wrap is packaging, how can you claim?
That what you would use to ship sticks should be…
 
In the Toy Hall of Fame
Cause some inductees are really lame
So could someone please explain
How bubbles should receive this acclaim
Before coloring book in the Toy Hall of Fame?
Why’s it in the Hall of Fame?
Who runs this Hall of Fame?

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Thanks all. I might have submitted a different version had I known they'd start in the middle like that.
292 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Big laughs . . . even when they start in the middle. Sheesh. The things we tolerate to get on a podcast.
318 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
So many great lines. "Super Soaker had one good year" outstanding
318 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
BUBBLES?! oh this is just phenomenal. just the...everythingness of it. the stick/plant no you can't lines are my faves. but the whole damn thing is great.
320 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
The background vocals in the chorus is what makes me laugh.
329 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
FABULOUS!!!
329 days ago.
ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
BRILLIANT!
329 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Can't stop listening to this. I'm crying.
329 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
The supposition that the Super Soaker was on the "juice" is what made me laugh the most.
329 days ago.
Kj in MN
What a riot! A stick is a plant! So many good lines in this one. The "yeah yeah yeah" and "honestly" really got me laughing. Nice one!
329 days ago.