Undisclosed Location (Patience)


A parody of a song by Guns n Roses.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles, Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN, John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA, Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA, mrlip in Springfield, VA & robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 09/13/2016  Released: 09/16/2016  First aired: 03/16/2017
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Thanks to Rob, John, Patrick and Steve for making this work with the excellent BGVs, and to Kj for the impeccable whistling intro! I didn't include my actual guess for the undisclosed location. Also, once again likely too long for the show, so a website special edition!

I ascend three flights of stairs
So you know it's not one of my homes
Cuz' if I was in Rehobeth I'd take the elevator
My guests arrive via limo
And then are taken away like Tessio
I can't allow them to unveil this information

Said Littles take a guess, you know we're plausibly live
All right here in our undisclosed location
Said come on email us, I'm taunting you this time
Try to guess our undisclosed location
Oh you'll never get it
Unless Cillizza
Keeps Tweeting out pictures...

(An undisclosed location, yeah yeah...)
(Next door house that's vacant? Not yet...)
I get here long before it's light,
So you'll never guess it right (Is it The Palm Basement? That's mail)
Here's a PO Box but no street address
You know I want your tribute just not your presence (Near the chocolate fountain?)
3rd floor, room 10 in Chevy Chase (Golden Corral?)
But I ain't got time for your face, (The Ballroom at La Cheeserie? Umm, No...)
So don't visit, no no no, don't visit
Cause if you guess it, (Have you ever been there?)
I won't be present (That's an 8 foot counter...)
I'll be gone... long gone...

A parody of "Patience" by Guns N Roses.

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Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Been singing this all day...
154 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
So great. Definitely one of the best of the year. I wish this was eligible for podtime.
292 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
*** **** your jingles sound so GOOD!
320 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
#TheFix goes and ruins everything . . . The BGVs are soooo right.
331 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
"Ain't got time for your face", love it. Great work Jason and all.
331 days ago.
Kj in MN
Wow! This is unbelievably great! And I'm not just talking about the whistling. ;) Fabulous concept, lyrics, performances (BGVs sound so great), and mixing. A stellar collaboration. Jason, thanks for bringing me along.
332 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
This is my favorite jingle of the year so far, the perfect jingle equivalent to Tony's favorite question for Svrluga: "Where are we now?"
335 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Hilarious writing ... a tour de farce. Killer final mix.
335 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Terrific job out of all of you.
335 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
So much awesomeness!!!! Happy to join the sing-along! Yeah yeah.
336 days ago.