[In which I subject you all to my mandolin playing]
Wake up Tony I think that there's something that must be said
It's past 8:30 and I know you'd much rather go to bed
I don't need windows or cars
I'm not the sort of guy to send a Kind Bar
Aw Tony I wished I'd never heard your show . . .
I've thrown my life down the drain, and driven my wife half insane
All these mailbag themes have destroyed my scholarly career.
A parody of Rod Stewart's "Maggie May"
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