Ship Sticks (Superstition)


A parody of a song by Stevie Wonder.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 09/10/2016  Released: 09/10/2016  First aired: unaired
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I usually try to avoid repeating a song that has already been done (Joe and Hampton crushed this one a while back) but I couldn't resist in this case. C'mon man, who hasn't heard of Ship Sticks?

Never heard of Ship Sticks?
Frankly, I'm appalled.
Everyone knows Ship Sticks!
How do you keep this job?
What is that you're saying to me?
Nope, not mailing these clubs in town.
Don't you know who I am?
Not just some bald orange clown.
And if you believe I'm lugging these things through Grand Central,
Then you're mistaken.
I think you'll ship my sticks today.

*A parody of Superstition by Stevie Wonder

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great song, great idea, Love the "yeeoooww"
337 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
You attack this one, which is great. And of course I love the outro.
338 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
More Stevie! More KJ! More Snark! More, more, more! (No this comment was not left by Andrea True...)
339 days ago.

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