Rachel (Angel)

   

A parody of a song by Madonna.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 09/09/2016  Released: 09/09/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

I think Rachel Nichols tweeted out that she will be on the show next week. I don't know if she has a jingle or not, so i wrote this:


What Goodell quickly found out
Satchmo hadn’t any doubt
Even though she looks so sweet
Keep your meat hooks off her beat
You don’t **** with Rachel
she’ll take a melon baller to your eyes
If you encroach her Agassi byline
Check your coffee for strychnine
Don’t **** with Rachel
It could be fatal
Ooh Tony’s grateful
If you chide
Her response won’t be benign

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Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Chide is a good word. Glad to hear she might be on the show. I think this might be the first one for her.
286 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I knew you were the real Material Girl. Nice work!
290 days ago.

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