Opportunities Medley (Pet Shop Boys) Ft. KJ

   

A parody of a song by Pet Shop Boys.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 09/04/2016  Released: 09/04/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

This isn't quite done yet, but posting anyway. Have to add one more track but too tired.

Kelly Oubre’s coming out
I was the 15th pick
and that’s ridiculous
I deserve thirty minutes
each and every game
2nd team All-NBA
In the Summer League this year
and just like Paul Revere
This is my warning
to Washington DC
Please have no doubt
That I'm swaggin’ out
I'm swaggin’ out

Surely a thrill, you can’t deny
With a show that broadcasts worldwide
Call in, to opine
On the Joe Hadeed fresh carpet line

I quit my job, so did my son
Let's hemorrhage some money
I’ll read the ads, for Audible.com
For a fraction of…

I want to own my content, I don’t know what that means
but that’s what Simmons told me, I regurgitate these things
Michael has convinced me it makes a lot of sense
But really what do I care, it’s his inheritance.

Chris has the brains, I have the mouth
bankruptcy is forthcoming
You think that’s bad, imagine me in swag
that I got from MeUndies

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Jenny Robbins in Annapolis, MD
Brilliant.
345 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Really smart idea. Wish I had thought of it. I think my favorite part is you talking over KJ at the beginning.
347 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I also had no idea exactly where this was going when I first heard the idea either - but yep it's great.
348 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Agreed, Joe. You'd think I knew where this one was going when I sang my part but I didn't. So brilliant.
349 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
MeUndies . Epic.
349 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Man, this type of jingle is so, so brilliant, and so beyond my capabilities! Jealous!! So great!!!
349 days ago.