Bloviate

   

A parody of a song by Blondie.  A Collaboration by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN & RobertSz in Winnipeg,MB
Recorded: 08/22/2016  Released: 08/23/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

I jumped right on this one. I mean really, there's not one Blondie song until now? No brainer. Love Robert's idea on this one. Thanks, Robert! And another thanks is due to Jason Fuse for his ridiculously sick mixing skillz.

Lyrics:
Have a podcast no one can find
How will they know what's on my mind?
Seemed like a good idea at the time
Like girl hormones for my hair line.

My podcast is pretty hip
Got all the same crew except for kip
And My son is my new marketing boss
Oy vey- How much will this cost?

Bloviate
They say that's all I do, that all I do is whine
But what I give you is info for your life
And where else will you hear a monkey, Cajun and pornstar
pick football games for you?
(LSU by 2, Screw you Raju)
Got a new podcast now how 'bout that?
Don't need to drive the Pike at last
If this doesn't work, how will I survive
on my scant pay from PTI?

All I want
Is free parking, food and decent weather forecasts
Could use some more cash, so please download my podcast
Need to buy a 4th house for the dog.

*A parody of "Heart of Glass" by Blondie

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Alone by Kj Ohnstad
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Doe Dropped Her Fawns on Me by Jason Fuse

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great lyrics, vocals, and production. And Jason, I'm sure we could all keep you plenty busy, but we need your original jingles too. They are always great.
295 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
This one cracked me up, and Kj really nailed the Debbie Harry vibe. I think I'm gonna just mix and produce jingles from now on... it's the easy part and I'm lazy.
295 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Debbie Harry could not have done better. Nice work by you both.
299 days ago.
Jolene in Grand Island, NE
Sooooo good!
302 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
my god the vocals are amazing. how did you DO that?!!
305 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Cool and silly is how we roll. Well done everybody!!
308 days ago.
RobertSz in Winnipeg,MB
Anonymous Little? That was my comment. RobertSz in Winnipeg, MB.
309 days ago.
Anonymous Little
"LSU by 2 / Screw you Raju" is brilliant. Hearing this jingle makes me happy. It is cool and silly at the same time. Thank you Kj. Thank you Jason. Thank you Academy,
309 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Instantly, a favorite.
309 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
A+ for everyone.
309 days ago.

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All of Kj Ohnstad's Jingles Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
All the TK Jingles of 2016 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites Zikabola in South Bend, IN
Favorites RobertSz in Winnipeg,MB
Jason Fuse ernmjb in Rensselaerville, NY
MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD