If You're Out On Your Bike

   

A parody of a song by Debby Boone.  A Collaboration by Bill Barto in Columbus, OH & Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 08/15/2016  Released: 08/16/2016  First aired: 09/19/2016
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Lyrics

Thanks to KJ for the great vocal, I love how she cuts loose on this cheesy tune from 1977

List’ning to Tony, and here comes the mailbag
It starts with a jingle, a bald orange rhyme
Then comes the mail, it’s smart and it’s funny
Now it’s the close, we’ve run out of time
If you’re out on your bike
If you’re out at night, please do wear white
And stay to the right and out of the rain, tonight
Off radio, just download the podcast
A Google machine, for listening on
Another chance to say “Hey, I had that”
Never again surprising Wilbon
If you’re out on your bike
If you’re out at night, please do wear white
And stay to the right and out of the rain, tonight
If you’re out on your bike
If you’re out at night, please do wear white
And stay to the right and out of the rain, tonight
It feels so wrong
Having chicken again tonight
So do…..wear white on your bike

A parody of “You Light Up My Life” by Joe Brooks, as performed by Debby Boone

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Jolene in Grand Island, NE
I think Tony teared up on this one;) Nice work!
332 days ago.
Avi Sherman
This has to be a contender for top jingle of 2016
332 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Thanks, all. Much thanks to Bill for the great idea and lyrics. I had too much fun cheesing this up!
346 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Great writing as always Bill, and Kj is ON POINT!!!
366 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
This is beautiful !!!!!!
366 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Kilt it! Both of you. This re-write captures everything egregiously schmaltzy from the original, and then KJ brings it all together, so sincere in her send-up while sounding just great. So good at being "so bad it's good" Brava/o you two!
366 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Absolutely spot on!
366 days ago.

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Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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All of Bill Barto's Jingles Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
All the TK Jingles of 2016 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Kj & Pals Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD