Steam (A Schvitz Song)


A parody of a song by Peter Gabriel.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 06/04/2016  Released: 06/23/2016  First aired: 01/12/2017
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Eat nude!
Just dudes!
Down at The Schvitz getting smacked with oak leaves
A traditional platza massage,
Ready for grilled meat, grilled meat
And a steam?
There’s nothing weird about a meal
With a bunch of naked 60-somethings
Get a knife and fork
But don’t sweat the hygiene
You know your restaurants from the Wawa
But have you ever dined at a sauna?
Keep your eyes above the waist
It’s not a pretty place
Some things you can’t unsee,
Get some steam
And 20 ounces of beef
A beer, a stogie, but please don’t bring
Your wife
It’s a Y chromosome thing

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I'm glad you posted this here - those people over at are nuts.
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Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Just the best.
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Jerry in Annandale, VA
Well done on the accompanying e-mail. As a PSA to visitors, note that you can find more songs about naked old men eating dinner at
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Jerry in Annandale, VA
Wait... did this REALLY air??!
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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I'm glad he didn't post on that other site since I'm not invited or I would have missed this one. Well, not really since I heard it on the prodcast but you know what I mean.
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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I couldn't find the site. when i googled it there was a dead link. or something...i can't remember. it was last week.
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A preview of things to come - but perhaps intended for If you have an account here, you're automatically a member!
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