Steam (A Schvitz Song)

   

A parody of a song by Peter Gabriel.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 06/04/2016  Released: 06/23/2016  First aired: 01/12/2017
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Lyrics

Eat nude!
Just dudes!
 
Down at The Schvitz getting smacked with oak leaves
A traditional platza massage,
Ready for grilled meat, grilled meat
And a steam?
There’s nothing weird about a meal
With a bunch of naked 60-somethings
Get a knife and fork
But don’t sweat the hygiene
 
You know your restaurants from the Wawa
But have you ever dined at a sauna?
Keep your eyes above the waist
It’s not a pretty place
Some things you can’t unsee,
Get some steam
And 20 ounces of beef
A beer, a stogie, but please don’t bring
Your wife
It’s a Y chromosome thing

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Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I'm glad you posted this here - those people over at Schvitzsongs.club are nuts.
205 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Just the best.
214 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Well done on the accompanying e-mail. As a PSA to visitors, note that you can find more songs about naked old men eating dinner at http://schvitzsongs.club
217 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Wait... did this REALLY air??!
217 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I'm glad he didn't post on that other site since I'm not invited or I would have missed this one. Well, not really since I heard it on the prodcast but you know what I mean.
400 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I couldn't find the site. when i googled it there was a dead link. or something...i can't remember. it was last week.
420 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
A preview of things to come - but perhaps intended for Schvitzsongs.club? If you have an account here, you're automatically a member!
420 days ago.

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