Dairy Queen (Dancing Queen)

   

A parody of a song by ABBA.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles, Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN, joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD & eaneumay in los angeles, ca
Recorded: 06/14/2016  Released: 06/17/2016  First aired: 09/26/2016
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Lyrics

Based on a great original idea Eric Neumayer emailed Jerry - combining this song and topic with Burger King. Kj and Joe put this way, way over the top with their amazing performances. EJJK doesn't roll off the tongue as well as ABBA, but we still made a jingle about fighting disease with cheeseburgers. (Additional thanks to Luke and Rob for giving great feedback on several mixes of this last night.)

Real restaurants
Cannot cite
"Billions served" in every bite
Yeah see that guy
He's healthy
Eats at the Dairy Queen

Friday night, your hemoglobin's low
Streptococcus in your urine flow
Amoxicillin won't cure it, so do the natural thing
Go find a Burger King
Got a touch of that E. coli?
Just pickup a Number 1 with fries
With the chemicals included, you'll be just fine
Though you're infected with Staph
And when you get the chance...

Go eat at Dairy Queen, locate beef at a Wendy's
Or a Burger King, fight herpes with some onion rings
Have syphilis?
Or "privates" lice?
Well, try something ELSE from Five Guys
Got a broken arm?
Ruptured spleen?
Go get some Dairy Queen
Skip Arsphenamine
Get a burger with cheese
Eat at the Dairy Queen
Dairy Queen

Parody of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
this jingle is so good that i put it into normal playlists just because i like listening to it so much.
41 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
one of my favorite jingles ever. brilliant work by everyone involved. this is the first comment in a looooooooooooong KJ comment bomb.
265 days ago.
Aaron in Evanston, IL
As a Food Safety Microbiologist, those are the sweetest vocal pronunciations of those organisms I have ever heard..
266 days ago.
Drew H
Hilarious and brilliant
266 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
So glad this finally made its debut.
268 days ago.
Jim McTiernan in Savannah, GA
Still rofl from the Dairy Queen!!!!!!! The jinglers are amazing and DQ is another #1 hit! Thanks for all the laughs.
269 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Justice! SO good!; these new regs - cut off the jingle at 1'00"- are . . . annoying.
270 days ago.
eaneumay in los angeles, ca
Here are the periscope links as well: https://www.periscope.tv/tracytran/
362 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Tracy Tran was videoing right in front of the stage with his phone, and I believe he got most of the show. Search for him on twitter and should be links to youtube as he posts the parts.
362 days ago.
eaneumay in los angeles, ca
oh and great performance by KJ & Joe at jinglefest, saw it on periscope. Thanks again all -Eric from LA
363 days ago.
eaneumay in los angeles, ca
Wow you guys killed it! Thanks for doing all the hard work
363 days ago.
sanford in Racine Wis
Great song. Great idea to periscope jinglefest or do it as a podcast. Or put some up on you tube. If any or all of this can be done, please find away to let us all know.
366 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Thanks! - all credit to Eric for the spleen line. And I believe I heard a rumor about jinglefest being streamed on the Interweb in some fashion. Maybe we can eventually convert it into a podcast, since that's so easy to get.
367 days ago.
Steve in Wichita in Wichita
Hilariously Brilliant! Wish I could be at jingle fest, Somebody please Periscope some of Jinglefest!!!
367 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Little known fact: the Animal Style double double at In-n-Out is laced with Arsphenamine (inside West Side knowledge!) So GREAT!
371 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Since I'm at the top of the world today (or at least can see it from here) this song made me thing of one of Cagney's great lines "Made it ma, top 'o the world". You all are now at the top 'o the jingle world. This one put you over the top. Now I just need Steve to put you at the top of that refinery and my vision of greatness will be complete.
371 days ago.
Greg Smallwood in Waynesville, OH
This is so funny on so many levels. Laughed harder at each disease, and then you hit home with "ruptured spleen" - wish I had known about the Dairy Queen cure in 1975, could have avoided major surgery.
371 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Oh and Joe, you crushed this!
371 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Such a great idea by Eric and Jason just killed these lyrics! Every line makes me laugh and singing this one was such fun. Thanks for having me!
371 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Incredible.
371 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
This is tremendous. Proper dosage: Adults: listen in constant loop until your sides split. Then add bacon. You guys all KILLED it!
371 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Burger?
371 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
one of the best of the year. every aspect of this jingle is outstanding.
371 days ago.
Ed Butt
Absolutely brilliant!! On the Mt Rushmore.
371 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Kj is ON FIRE here. One of her greatest works!!! Thanks for letting me take part, all.....Lyrics are impeccable!
371 days ago.