How to Hear the Show (How to Save a Life)

   

A parody of a song by The Fray.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 06/15/2016  Released: 06/15/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

I did this song about a year ago, but it seemed like the way to go for this idea too. I don't like being redundant, but...oh well.



Step 1, you ascertain if your phone is smart
Sexagenarians will struggle with this part
Step 2, check to see if you have Google
Everyone has Google, that step is meaningless
Step 3, you press the podcast app icon
If you don't know what an app is, that's a bad sign
Type in K-O-R-N-H and then
You see his name? Serafino, press the text
Then all you have to do is subscribe
Satch is incredulous hearing you technophobes whine
The acrid stench of hypocrisy you’ll download
Is called The Tony Kornheiser Show

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Your second take on this one is equally great. Nice.
370 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
You could teach a class on how to write TK Jingles.
374 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Agree with Jason. Step 2 and the hypocrisy lines are really good.
374 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Hey, great ideas are great ideas - and both you did to this song are great. Step 2 resolution really made me laugh.
375 days ago.