Do You Wanna Have Lunch? (You're the One That I Want) Ft: Jason Fuse


A parody of a song by Olivia Newton John & John Travolta.  A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA, Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Recorded: 06/07/2016  Released: 06/08/2016  First aired: unaired
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This one was on a list for a LONG time, and no ideas ever came until I decided to do this one. Special thanks to Luke for helping polish the lyrics and adding in the parentheticals.

I thought chimps
Turned into monkeys
Guard my sink, a la mode
Aaron Sorkin, will you comply with
My lunch requirements?

Ya better give up
Cause I need companions
Vastly less facile than you
Ya better give up
You better understand
Restraining order’s coming soon
No I won’t
Write some dialogue for you

Do you wanna have lunch?
I don’t wanna have lunch
Yes? No. Oh!
Aaron please
Break bread with me

If you’re filled
With revulsion
For a character, you can take
All my traits, you can make them
Really inane

Ya better give up (please please please)
'Cause I’ve heard your show (He’s heard my show!) and
The things that keep you occupied
Ya better give up
There’s no chance in hell (The West Wing was swell!)
I’d ever spend that kind of time
Debating the
Merits of the Purple Line (What do you think of the Purple Line?)

Do you wanna have lunch?
I don’t wanna have lunch
Yes? No. Oh!
Porthouser please
Stop asking me

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Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I laughed right away when Rob just told me this idea, so was really fun to do.
434 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
The whole thing makes me laugh but those speaking parts are so funny. Nice one guys.
434 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
100% hilarious.
434 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
I think Jason's talking parts make me laugh the most.
435 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Wow! A writing credit for parentheticals!
435 days ago.