The Smartest Man in Town


A parody of a song by David Bowie.  A Collaboration by ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY & mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 06/06/2016  Released: 06/06/2016  First aired: unaired
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We hear Hulk Hogan sued
'Cause Gawker showed him nude
And why won't Apple try
To help the FBI?
And who can tell us when
Or if Deflategate ends?
For answers we must find
A brilliant legal mind

Who knows? Not me.
I never studied law.
We're on the line
With the smartest man in town.

Parody of "The Man Who Sold the World"

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Great lyrics and performance. Love the "Who knows? Not me" line too.
436 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Love this song and "Who knows? Not me" is great. Well done all around.
438 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks for including me!
438 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
perfect fit to song, and execution. also, deflategate will last us the rest. of our natural. lives.
439 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Excellent writing as usual Elliot!
439 days ago.

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