Mozzarella (Umbrella) Ft: KJ


A parody of a song by Rihanna.  A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA & Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 06/02/2016  Released: 06/03/2016  First aired: 10/20/2016
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Again, I have to thank Jason for bringing the production of this thing home. It was limping badly, but he coached me up. We should give some of the kickstarter leftovers to fund a class where he can teach us all how to produce better songs. I know I could use some tutoring. And it goes without saying that any time you can get KJ to sing your song you have to do it.

It’s free to park, though there’s only a couple spots
In the Calvert Woodley lot, mighta heard Mr Tony bark
That McManus gets 25 off, but she never redeems her card
He thinks it’s so unfair, he only gets 20 there

 Can I interest you in a Cantal Cheddar?
Would a Gorgonzola serve you better?
Is it cheese and crackers with your friends
At the monthly book club with the hens?
Are you drinking Zinfandel, a
Sauvignon Blanc, or some other 
wine while reading a Camus novella?

Maybe try the smoked Mozzarella ella ella ay ay
How ‘bout a spicy Appenzeller eller eller ay ay
This week there’s a sale on Feta eta eta eta ay ay
7.99 a pound it runs through the end of end of end of 
the week

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
God I had forgotten about this! So great!! Congrats, all!!
303 days ago.
ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
The "La Cheeserie!" shouts make this one SO much better. Great work. Glad this finally made it.
303 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Crushed it, very nice
303 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great. I think this one is like Mr. Avocado and needs an extended version with other rhymes that the end of end end of this song.
437 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
So funny. You all killed it.
439 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Had a lot of fun with this one. Thanks for inviting me along, Rob.
439 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Love this song, and this is awesome ay ay ay. Kj with the perfect mix of good and funny on the vocal inflections. You did a great job putting this together. I just typed a couple sentences after all the actual work was done.
441 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Long overdue for some Rihanna. Excellent job everyone.
442 days ago.