Angry All The Time

   

A parody of a song by Tim McGraw.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 05/31/2016  Released: 06/01/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Here’s a song I’ve had on my list for way too long. It pops into my head every time TK says that Russell Westbrook plays “angry all the time.” I never did anything with it until it appeared that Westbrook’s Thunder were going to beat the Warriors. I decided to hold it until they actually sealed it. Well that never happened, forcing a rewrite. Curry gets the last laugh after all. This one’s got a shelf life of approximately 24 hours and also comes right in the midst of the ongoing deer saga - but I'm happy I finally got it out of my system. Thanks are in order once again to Jason for his valuable help and feedback. How did I do on that intro paragraph, Jason?

Lyrics:
There you are
what is left of the 4th place MVP
licking your wounds
who’s laughing at who? No, no one’s laughing at me.
And I’m so cute, the face of the league and you can take that to the bank.
well you can keep Mr. Knight but
StephON’s stayin’ with Kevin Plank.

The reasons that you can’t win might trace way back deep into your youth.
And this could be why the words of Mark Cuban are close to the truth.
But I ain’t the only one who thinks being who you are suits ya fine.
You just go right on playing angry all the time.

*A parody of “Angry All The Time” by Tim McGraw. No ukuleles were harmed in the recording of this jingle.

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Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Have always loved this song, and you did it beautifully. Sounding so good!
440 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Lovely, Kj!!
441 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Simply beautiful. And as a aside, I am proud to say Joe Aro and I are partnering in a intro paragraph review business that will offer next day service, The hope is that Jason Fuse Paragraphs and Productions will acquire us in a complicated stock swap that involves a microphone to be named later and coffee ice cream.
441 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Return of the Uke!! Great play on the song. A+ on paragraph composition.
441 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Let me say again how great this sounds... it always feels like too long between ukulele jingles to me. And I really enjoy the sweet sounding but backhanded bitter tone of the lyrics. I feel like it fits the way Curry would poke back at Westbrook. (We have received your paragraph approval application, As you know, this is a burgeoning business so please allow 6 to 8 weeks for our associates to contact you concerning certification.)
441 days ago.

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