Grandpa, please! (Papa Don't Preach)


A parody of a song by Madonna.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 05/27/2016  Released: 05/28/2016  First aired: unaired
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I wasn't planning on doing another jingle until Liver but then Grandpa told his ridiculous deer saga. Thanks to Mr. Fuse for yet another great production assist.

Bambi, it's time to tell you the story now
about the day I gave birth to you.
I wandered away from home
searching for a safe haven.

The guy next door woke me at first light
Began to scream at me, what a fright!
But then he grabbed a hose
And started bathin'

I knew right then he was the perfect mark.
No more slummin' in Rock Creek Park!
Yep this where I'm gonna live with my baby,
I said:
" Grandpa please! You best not mess with me.
Get on your knees and watch your dog dig deep
'cause I'm the captain now! "

And that's all that I'm sayin'
We'll just keep it there, baby ooh, oh.

*A parody of "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna

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Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
This is a pretty near perfect blend of lyrics and music performed, as ever, with tremendous verve. So nice!!
433 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
By far my favorite song about deer. Great angle on this one, Kj! :)
433 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
I have nothing to add, but agree with the gents below. Really fun and sounding great as usual.
439 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
All the stuff they said - yes! - and you sound just great, as ever. There are so many deer songs now we'll have to get Penn Social to serve venison at the Jingliest!
442 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Agree with all the below comments. Also love the slummin' in Rock Creek Park line. Great lyrics.
442 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
442 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Rob is exactly right - this is an amazing angle for the continuing deer saga. "I'm the captain now" makes me laugh. Once again, it makes everything I help with easy when the vocal tracks already sound amazing to begin with.
442 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i love this angle! great work, great song choice. the bathin' line kills me.
445 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
June 9, 2016: On My Own


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