Friday (Rebecca Black)

   

A parody of a song by Rebecca Black.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/19/2016  Released: 05/19/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Special thanks to super-producer Jason Fuse for auto tuning me.

P.S. I waited as long as I could, Jerry.


4 am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get the Post, gotta take my notes
Putting on my socks, getting mauled by the dog
Holding her down to bite her femur
Forehead's bleeding I’m the beta male
This one’s gonna leave a big mark
At the studio, I see my friends

Jeannie in the chick chair
Gary with his laptop there
Gotta make my mind up
Which bagel to take

It’s Friday, Friday
Hornaday on a Friday
Wanna play 36 holes over the weekend
Friday, Friday
Will it rain when I play?
Nigel, can you please go find Kippy Schmeeman?

Nats @ the Marlins (Yeah)
Jayson Werth’s carcass (Yeah)
Treinen’s electric stuff
Will Espinosa get to first base?

1:25 I’m flying down the Pike
Cruisin’ so fast, and callin’ out signs
Fat removal laser gun
Do you know what it is?
Hey that’s the Shell Station
and Five Below yeah
That’s David’s Bridal
in the Federal Plaza

Tonight going to The Palm
Post Office and Restaurant
Should I get the chicken parm
Or maybe a filet

It’s Friday, Friday
Working on a Friday
Soon it will be June and lots of 3-day weekends
A couple more Fridays
Then 2 months down Rehoboth way
Michael Liz Sara and Kate grilling this weekend

Nats @ the Marlins (Yeah)
4 walks for Harper (Yeah)
runs runs runs runs
Will any National cross home plate?

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Eye of the Black Bear by robert berg
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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I guess I don't really feel bad that I don't know the original tune but I'm happy I heard this one!
447 days ago.
Chad
Beautiful.
454 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Dammit Man!!! This stuff is just TOO GREAT!!!! You must be exploding with ideas after your time away.
455 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I know we often say songs are terrible... but this song is truly beyond awful - which means it's quite the accomplishment that you made it into a funny jingle AND listenable (catchy even.) The dog section in particular is great phrasing/lyrics. "Runs runs runs runs" is also really funny considering the original line.
457 days ago.