Orchid-itis (Feat. Joe Aro)


A parody of a song by The Coasters.  A Collaboration by Byron in Philadelphia, PA & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 05/15/2016  Released: 05/16/2016  First aired: unaired
 View the Airtime Calendar


Now fans in D.C. know
About the pitching woes
Results always the same
Give up 4 runs way too early in the game
Orchid-i-i-i-i-i-tis, Orchid-i-i-i-tis
In the 1st we are twitchin'
When Stepehn Strasburg is pitchin'
On the mou-ou-ou-ou-ound
I never would've bought it
But Scherzer's gone and caught it
Only seems to go away
On a sunny and seventy-five day
Orchid-i-i-i-i-i-tis, Orchid-i-i-i-tis
In the 1st we are twitchin'
When Stras or Max are pitchin'
On the mou-ou-ou-ou-ound

Related Jingles

Where in the World Did Bryce Harper's Ring Go? by ElliotO
He's Backed Up for Miles (Feat. Brad Weiss) by Byron
Clearance Rack (Feat. Joe Aro) by Byron
Blue Apron (Feat. Joe Aro) by Byron
50 Ways to Boil an Egg (Feat. Joe Aro) by Byron

Join the conversation

Your Name
EmmetGM in Boston,MA
This song was a ton of fun!
428 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I'm not sure I know the original but this is great!
429 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Agree with Jason - your delivery is way better that Stras and Max in the first inning!
430 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I really enjoy the phrasing in this one - both how it's written and sung. Sounds great.
430 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:


This jingle is included in the following playlists:

Playlist User
All of Byron's Jingles Byron in Philadelphia, PA
All the TK Jingles of 2016 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites Ramones-1 in boise
Favorites Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Killer "Little" Collaborations Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD