Just Pick a Winner


A parody of a song by Bonnie Raitt.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 11/17/2013  Released: 12/09/2013  First aired: unaired
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This was my ACTUAL entry for the Eagles contest. I'm still trying to figure out why Nigel played the other song since I sent that in before I even knew about the concert. Alas, I'm just happy to have been included among the finalists! This song will probably air, however, because it is entirely about the Eagles tickets contest.

Parody of "Something to Talk About" by Bonnie Raitt
People are talking, talking 'bout Tony;
He's gifting Eagles tickets, I don't believe it!
Doesn't he want them?  Must not have parking;
Well, here's my jingle, so go ahead and play it.
We'll try just a little too hard;
We'll sing just a little too loud;
Well you know that this little can't wait.
What are my odds? They're 50/50, always!

Just pick a winner and hand 'em out;
Then there'll be nothing to figure out.
When is the winner to be announced?
How about now, now?

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Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
'Bout time Reginald won something:)
1296 days ago.
Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
It is clear... the monkey won!
1296 days ago.
Shad in DC
That was pretty rude on my part, sorry.....sorta....
1297 days ago.
Shad in DC
Brilliant.....Neil from Rockville has been inside as well, so Jerry is a sloppy seconds type situation.....
1297 days ago.
The only man I know who's been on the inside is you :)
1297 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Do you have a man in the inside or something? It's like you knew the announcement of the winner would be as badly delayed as the podcast. Excellent performance, too bad they didn't play this one instead!
1297 days ago.

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