You Don't Know Dwyane feat. KJ Ohnstad


A parody of a song by Lesley Gore.  A Collaboration by Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC & Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 05/13/2016  Released: 05/15/2016  First aired: 05/17/2016
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Luke and KJ mean disrespect to Dwyane Wade with this jingle. We understand whatever's said from that standpoint, but we’re not disrespectful people. If anybody thinks we’re being disrespectful to Dwyane Wade, then they don’t know who Luke Overbey and KJ Ohnstad are.


You don’t know Dwyane
I wouldn't disrespect Canada
You don’t know Wade
It's just that D-Wade's warm-up wasn't done.

So don’t tell Wade when not to shoot
Dwyane conducts myself with class and grace
And Dwyane won’t flop or try to injure you
If you disagree I’m not to blame

You don’t know Dwyane
And cheap shots I will avoid
And you should know Dwyane
Means no disrespect when I kick you in the groin

[Good night Canada. I apologize.]

A parody of "You Don't Own Me" by Lesley Gore. Thanks to Jason Fuse with the production assist and the great feedback.

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
T-Incomp loves this jingle. He listened to it 3 times.
398 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
As Mr. Overbey read through these nice comments, he was appreciative. They (and by "they" Luke means the royal "they" referring to himself) thinks that KJ killed it on this one.
405 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
You guys killed on the show!
406 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Getting ready to hear it NOW!
406 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Going third person by using two forms of your first name in a single sentence is the new gold standard.
406 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Kjerstin really jumped at the chance to insert myself into this jingle and Kj thanks you.
406 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
We're unfamiliar with Dwyane Wade. I think that's what he means. SOOOOO good!
407 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Respectfully, this is terrific.
407 days ago.
Brendan Jones in Hillsdale, New Jersey
Killer chorus.
408 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
This cracked me up from the beginning, and Kj is so smooth on this kinda stuff. Jason also likes this intro paragraph, it reminds myself of something he would have written.
408 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Pure gold.
408 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
John Fitzpatrick likes this so much he was tell you in the FOURTH person if he could!
408 days ago.