Satch Keeps Track

   

A parody of a song by Public Enemy and AC/DC.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/11/2016  Released: 05/12/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

I've wanted to do another mashup for a while, and I've always liked both of these songs, so why not jingle them at the same time. Big thanks to Steve for adding the awesome AC/DC lines in the chorus, and shout outs to Luke and Kj for giving great feedback that helped me shape this ridiculous thing.

Satch is...
Biting dogs, he's on a roll
But don't ask him if a bird is an animal
Or if bone china is really made from bones
He's too busy putting windows in his third home
You really think he's the sheep?!
He'a buried three that we know about
The Bizzaro John Wick, he's no boy scout
Cause his superpower is killing without consequence
You'd cower if you knew what happened to the basement hippopotamus
Don't think for a second he'll ever forget
You may think it's trivial if you're Grenier or Kendrick
But he won't shed a tear, though he knows "Jesus Wept"
The best blurb the back of a book can get

So do wear white, when on your bike at night
And when it rains, feel free to tell Michael
But keep that bike outside on the rack
Or you'll get smacked like that guy who tried to fly a jet pack
He keeps it 100, but not on his bat
It's written on his plundered abundance of straight scratch
He'd rather drive, than wait for Amtrak
And though he doesn't ride, he likes to call out what's whack
He's on fire, speaking out for the 99
But let me be clear when I say "on fire",
I'm using an idiom, a prepositional figurative
Not like the Metro, which literally is
Cause without the 99 he couldn't be a 1 percenter
He remembers what he said, and you can bet it's vengeance
So to all you Rajus, F You, cause he's not afraid to use
Bryce Harper's favorite sentence

Satch keeps track of what he yaks
-Satch keeps track
He's got tee times and Purple Line
-He's gonna set 'em straight
Shovel that for a PTI hat
-Satch keeps track
He's got fears, bites ears
-He's gonna set 'em straight
Satch keeps track

Parody of "Black is Back" by Public Enemy crossed with "Back in Black" by AC/DC

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you should resubmit this one. it is outstanding.
254 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
OMG!!! this is amazing. how did THIS not get on?!
449 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Absolutely loaded with brilliant lyrics and the performances are a WOW! So great, guys!
457 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Superb lyrics and performances all around. Agree with John about the 3rd home line, and also love the straight scratch line. Steve killed it on this too. Steve, I think your VORJ is getting up there.
462 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Loving the mash ups.
462 days ago.
Brendan Jones in Hillsdale, New Jersey
I dig it.
462 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I got traded to Guns-n-Roses for cash and a roadie to be named later.
462 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Holy cow! This is so great. Laden with lines upon lines. It is SO dense in details from the TK-verse. Putting windows in his 3rd home is my fave, but this is loaded. Great performances - Steve will be replacing Axl in replacing Angus any day. Whoa!
462 days ago.

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All of Jason Fuse's Jingles Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
All the TK Jingles of 2016 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites Ramones-1 in boise
Favorites robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Jason Fuse 720 ernmjb in Rensselaerville, NY
Killer "Little" Collaborations Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN