Wine by the Bottle


A parody of a song by Jim Croce.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/09/2016  Released: 05/10/2016  First aired: 05/11/2016
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When I'm buying wine by the bottle
The first thing that I like to do
Is to pay a visit to Calvert Woodley Spirits
Down on Connecticut Avenue
I'll buy a nice Burgundy or Bordeaux
But mainly I'm hoping to see
The man, Steve Sands, of NBC and
Then I can yell La Cheeserie

Cause he never seems to get tired of,
Littles shouting at the top of their lungs
It's his legacy
His professor deemed his writing no good,
Told him he "ought to try doing some TV"
Or maybe sell some cheese.
La Cheeserie

Parody of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce

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Beautiful and funny!
419 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you had me at the title, but the man/Sands/and line makes my heart sing...metaphorically. and that ending is perfect.
428 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
La-ha-ha chee-ee-ee-serie! Excellent.
440 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Fine job indeed! Love the La Cheeserie falsetto at the end. Only the second Croce jingle to date too. I think.
440 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
His writing's no good, yours is. So much for your golf announcing career. Fine job.
440 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
You're on a roll. Again!
440 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
I do it for the children.
440 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
My daughter cracked up, as did I. Like a fine merlot, a great finish.
440 days ago.

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This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
May 12, 2016: Goodbye to Kip and the Caps


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