The Orchid on the Mound II (Featuring John Neiswinger and Jason Fuse)

   

A parody of a song by Ben Folds Five.  A Collaboration by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA, Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 05/04/2016  Released: 05/04/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

A few months ago John posted an awesome Ben Folds song (http://tkjingles.com/2004.a ) which reminded me of my favorite tune from that band and thanks to the skills of these hyper-talented littles (Jason and John) we put this together for the Orchid. A parody of the Ben Folds Five Song "Underground"

JF: He was pretty great, at San Diego State, I don't know if you remember that
JN: And now its been 5 years and he's only won 53 games
PM: But if the sun is out you should have no doubt I might strike out 17, you'll see

JF: Hand him his glove, please (Here comes the Orchid)
JN: Score him some runs, please (Here comes the Orchid)
All: (Cause when the Orchid's on the mound)

(He's got the looks, he's got the arm, he's got everything)
I've got a blank look on my face, and that's all
(Hey Steve, are you gonna stay in D.C.?)
Can we talk about something else, yeah let me tell you something else,
We got the reigning MVP
But our closer tried to choke him out, choke out!
(Don’t choke Bryce, no no!
We need him on the team)
It’s almost time to go!
In the morning now, in the evening
I’m apathetic
If we win or we lose, I don’t care
(On the Mound, On the mound,
Today the Orchids on the Mound)
I’ve been kicked around
But soon I won’t be here
(Today the Orchids on the Mound)

Yeah I might win 20 games
But it will be for the Padres
They got a pitchers park, near my hometown,
And the team is terrible,
(They don’t care no, no,
Who is on the mound)
Get down, get down, get down!

(On the Mound, On the mound
Today the Orchids on the Mound)
I’ve been kicked around
But soon I won’t be here
(No more, no more Orchid, no more Orchid on the Mound…)

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This sounds so great all around.
409 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
WOW! This so so good. Those last two stanzas may come true but not for another 7 years..or so it seems.
409 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
This sounds really, really good. Well done, all.
413 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Great idea for this one Patrick. This song is so much fun to play, and always a pleasure to work with John on music tracks. Thanks for inviting me to join in!
415 days ago.

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All of Patrick Moffett's Jingles Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
All the TK Jingles of 2016 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Jason Fuse ernmjb in Rensselaerville, NY
Killer "Little" Collaborations Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
On the Road Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA