Charcoal Son (Black Hole Sun)


A parody of a song by Soundgarden.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 04/15/2016  Released: 04/15/2016  First aired: unaired
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Tyler (@rogue15 on Twitter) suggested this song/title in honor of Michael, the master of the grill, and his propensity to only use charcoal. I am also a fellow man of the charcoal, so here we go... Oh, and big thanks to Kj and Rob for previewing the lyrics. Ok, NOW here we go...

In his mind, it's charcoal
No gas can match it's sweet aroma
Pyrolysis of briquettes
He loves cooking over it
Boiled meat, pan seared fish
Will never beat his grill acumen
His dad calls out, aggravated,
"Did that chicken get vaccinated?"

Charcoal Son, Mozart of Tongs
He'll never use propane
Charcoal Son, cooks with carbon,
Only carbon
Charcoal Son, Charcoal Son
Just carbon

Parody of "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden

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mrlip in Springfield, VA
Gotcha covered KJ:
483 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
The Mozart of Tongs line was the killer for me too. And pyrolysis. This is so fantastically good, Jason. Needless to say, we just bought a new grill. Propane. Was that a mistake? Perhaps a jingle of "Ain't that a Shame" is in order - "Don't use Propane"
483 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Wonderful. I especially love the ending.
487 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
What Rob and Steve said. Made to sing this one. Love the Mozart Tongs line, cracked me up. Just awesome.
487 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
early grunge is right in your wheelhouse, my man.
487 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Beautiful. Agree with Anita on the 'Mozart of Tongs' line.
488 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
What happens when you get a man of the charcoal together with a person of the fork? This all timer. Jason, your voice was made for this.
488 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Mozart f tongs. Classic.
489 days ago.