It Wasn't Me (La Cheeserie)

   

A parody of a song by Shaggy.  Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 04/12/2016  Released: 04/13/2016  First aired: 04/14/2016
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Lyrics

Inspired by some Ideas page chatter w/ Glen & Robert that a song about La Cheeserie should have a more disruptive back/forth pattern of dialogue.

Picture this I was with Arnold Palmer sitting near a Georgia green
Out of nowhere a gentleman approached to deliver a message to me
How could I explain to Arnie this happens all the time
You see my Dad owns a shop that carries stinky cheese and fancy wine

Hey, Steve Sands, I really had to you meet ya
Mr. Tony told the Littles how we should greet ya
Others might ask about the PGA
but Littles only got one thing to say

When I’m covering The Masters
with other broadcasters
With Danny Willett and his trophy
or on location in Sochi

Giving tours of Augusta
or with my All State adjuster
Interviewing Ricki Fowler
at the gym in the shower

Based on the truly terrible Shaggy song, "It Wasn't Me"

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
Yep, the Arnold Palmer story is from the Masters preview episode discussing an incident at Bay Hill. Florida borders Georgia so I'll say that's close enough. :)
407 days ago.
mvormittag in Toronto, ON Canada
Please correct me if my memory is failing me but I thought Steve Sands told this story after the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando (prior to the Masters), so the 1st line should be "... sitting near a Florida green ". The rest of the lyrics still make sense with this alteration (if they hadn't, I'd have kept this to myself since the jingle is so good!)
407 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
This one makes me smile so much. You crushed it, Jerry. Crushed.
484 days ago.
Thomas Graham
Great work!
487 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I loved the sitcom "Ugly Sweaty."
491 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I have to do some scouting for a schvitz track. I have a couple of ideas.
491 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Spoiler Alert: that bit is back in the 4/14 episode
491 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
no, the song's funny too, but "FULL Sweaty"...it just pulls me back to schvitzing and his introduction with Dick Clark with the "disgusting gentleman" comment. I'm crying again. oh god...Sweaty Parcheesi might be your greatest cultural contribution.
491 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I appreciate that the comment section drew the most laughter. That in itself is funny
491 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
"FULL Sweaty"...I am laughing so hard at FULL Sweaty that I can barely see the screen through the tears. great job on this. FULL Sweaty...oh god, am I ever going to be able to breathe again? all the voice tracks were perfectly executed.
491 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I absolutely love this one.
491 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
And by "guys" you mean faux Shaggy & faux Sands?
491 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
This song brings back so many childhood memories where all my friends used to listen to this garbage while I snuck downstairs to listen to my dads Billy Joel collection. Now I will think of this song instead. Brilliantly done guys!
491 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Well, well...
491 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Yeah, it started as Shaggy & kinda morphed into Sweaty as I refined the back & forth. Not FULL Sweaty, but in the same family of bad voices.
491 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Agree with John - so smart and well done for such a dumb song. Was that Sweaty ordering wine in the intro?
491 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
So perfect. Sands is going to love this. And of course hear this in his head for the rest of his life.
492 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
_THIS_ is what we are doing out there, man! Once again, great fun from the master. Also, more evidence that the worst songs make great jingles!
492 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Excellent. Mark it down for today.
492 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
April 21, 2016: I Want My Ten Dollars
May 5, 2016: Trolls AKA I Can't Remember If I Had A Nice Time
January 5, 2017: The 2017 Class of the TK Jingles Hall of Fame

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