Mojitos (At Half Price)


A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 04/12/2016  Released: 04/12/2016  First aired: 04/14/2016
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Old Guy Radio, D List Celebrity appearance fees and half price mojitos night might not be the most meaty jingle fodder, But it was time to get back to it.

The best things in life are free
But Robin Dixon gets a ten grand fee
To plug mojitos (at half price)
At a Cuban restaurant (at half price)
To plug mojitos oh yeah (at half price)
At a Cuban restaurant

Though Mr. Tony charges three grand to grill
I’m still headed out to Burtonsville

I need mojitos (at half price)
That's what I want (at half price)
I need those mojitos oh yeah (at half price)
At half price

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Hilarious and the gang thought so too. Nice one!
431 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This definitely makes me laugh a lot. Great performance too.
436 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks Dylan! And Rob the song started as a dig at celeb appearance fees and wandered into a celebration of 50% off Cuban highball drinks. I can't control it, I only hope to contain it.
437 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Amazing combination of lyrics and performance. Laughed a lot as I was driving, which can be dangerous! Great job!
437 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
the incessant "at half price" just kills me.
438 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Big laughs!
438 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent. Way to get back on the quick turnaround horse.
438 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
General rule Anita: the less you understand about my jingles the better.
439 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Joe is sneaky good like that. But this was also wonderful. Of course I'm behind in the podcast so will enjoy it even more when I know what the hell you're talking about.
439 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Damn Joe Aro, I came down the stairs and saw my dog and started signing "Puppy." Funny thing is I actually checked to see if "Money" was done already but I missed the canine version. Oh well.
439 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
April 14, 2016: Victory Lap


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