Wonderpaw

   

A parody of a song by oasis.  A Collaboration by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD & John Welsh in Somerville, MA
Recorded: 03/31/2016  Released: 03/31/2016  First aired: 04/14/2016
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Lyrics

Today is gonna be the day that Chessie's gonna to listen to you
By now you should have somehow realized what you gotta do
I don’t believe that mountain lion really respects you
You orange clown.

You should tweet “Yes I am the sheep” when you unlock your iPhone 4
I’m sure that “Model T Ford” was your answer at the Apple Store
I don’t believe that any canine looks at you and thinks
Alpha male.

And all the dogs you’ve buried are still watching
And all the dogs in Washington are choking
There are many things that Chessie still would love to chew
You orange clown…

Because Tony,
Chincoteague is full of ponies…
I know you’re bald…..
But you should bite your doooog!

Lyrics by John Welsh
Vocals by Joe Aro

John handed me the posting duties.....

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Really smart lyrics and excellent performance.
432 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Haha John I heard him say that.....
433 days ago.
John Welsh in Somerville, MA
I guess I'll change my name to Joe.
434 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Kicking off the "jinglepalooza"
434 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Lots of funny lines in this mixing topics together masterfully, and Joe just crushin.
437 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
heard on the prodcast. this is really funny and perfectly executed. alpha male, the ponies line, chocking dogs...fantastic stuff!
442 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
this one is clever!
447 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Brilliant - buried dogs watching/dogs in Washington choking. Perfect.
448 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Outstanding. Lyrics and vocals. Although "you should tweet". Really? Tony?
448 days ago.