iSledgehammer

   

A parody of a song by Peter Gabriel.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 03/27/2016  Released: 03/27/2016  First aired: 03/28/2016
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Lyrics

Thanks to Kj for feedback, and Rob for suggesting that some sort of clips to make it sound like a real product could work. After a bit of searching, I found this clip from an Apple presentation that fit.

Oh, and one more thing... look for it this Fall - the iSledgehammer.

You say your phone screen is locked
Isn't that what your passcode is for?!
You should upgrade to our new product
It will solve world hunger and more

No one can call you on it...
But that's what you want anyway

You say you hate our company
Well, how about some free fonts from our Genius Bar?
You could have this all resolved tomorrow
As long as you're not the Justice Department

It's what you need - iSledgehammer
It'll break any passcode you make
Ow! Watch where you swing iSledgehammer
By the way, it still needs regular updates
You can't make calls with iSledgehammer
But it will "Facetime" someone you hate

A Parody of "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel


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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Echoing all these comments. The clips are fantastic and the performance is spot on. The Justice Department line is fabulous.
504 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Wow! Hilarious. Love the clips & the TK jabs. More Gabriel, while were at it. Great stuff!
507 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Agree on all the comments. Great lyrics and the clips are perfect.
507 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Great intro - I can almost see the turtleneck. Nice!!
508 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Nice "swing" at Apple - love the closing line.
508 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
You've got that 80's sledgehammer vibe and you sound terrific. "But that's what you want anyway" is such sneaky snark. Just great.
508 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Awesome Jason!!! Loved the Justice Department line. So clever!!! I've never had an iPhone. Seems like they are VERY secure. Haha!!
508 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Brilliant. Now can you tell me why my husband's phone is getting texts after the update?
508 days ago.

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