He's Droning On (It's Raining Men)

   

A parody of a song by The Weather Girls.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/24/2016  Released: 03/25/2016  First aired: 03/30/2016
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Lyrics

Thanks to both John F. and Brad for brainstorming ideas for title/topic with me and to Brad for coming up with the "he's droning on" angle and helping refine some of the lyrics. Thanks also to Jason for previewing it and providing valuable feedback! Appreciate it, fellas!

Preamble:
Hi! It's Tone's dear friend Nancy here (uh-huh) and man, is he at it again! Thank God George brought some bacon. Get ready all you Littles cuz Tony is in a mood today!

He's starting in already, not two minutes into the show
Perseverating 'bout sheep and hogs the microphone
And now he's got a new fear, catchin' Zika from a chicken (dead chicken)
It's time for sterile poultry, load 'em up on erythromycin!

He's droning on! Like a fool, yeah.
He's droning on. C'mon, man!
I'd rather listen to
Kevin screwing up the news or go to Broadway and watch Brigadoon!
He's droning on! Like a fool, yeah. He's droning on.
Here he goes again!
Purple Line, beat that dead horse,
They're gonna plow his golf ball right off of the course.
He's droning on! Like a fool, yeah (fade)

* A parody of "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Knew they'd love this one!!!
454 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Woot! In-studio love, of course!
454 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
So many wonderful parts to this. Just great, KJ!
456 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great! Love the intro.
456 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Top notch!
456 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
I love it, KJ! Such enthusiasm, such thea-tah in your intro, I was laughing right off the bat. Can't wait to hear Jeanne's reaction :-)
456 days ago.
Tyrone Shuz in Bowie, MD
Well done, and great lyrics! Nice Brigadoon reference! Sounds like KJ has been in her share of T-40 bands!
457 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Boom! The vocal inflections in this are particularly fantastic.
458 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
erythromycin! that is an absolutely brilliant lead into the refrain. and Brigadoon...oh man, I worked in a group home for a couple of years and one of the residents was autistic and watched the same musical 4 times a day for weeks. one of those was Brigadoon. I love Gene Kelly, but C'MON, MAN!
459 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
What a hook!
459 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I guess I have to love this, but I am so HAPPY to hear it!! I smiled from top to bottom!!
459 days ago.