My Goat Milk (My Milkshake) Ft. KJ

   

A parody of a song by Kelis.  A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA & Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/22/2016  Released: 03/22/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

My great thanks to KJ for executing this idiocy and Jason for helping refine it.


My goat milk brings all the littles to the show
And they're like
Don’t want the TV, Tone
Do I, want the golf balls? No
You can keep the
Gift card from The Palm
My goat milk brings all the littles to the show
And they're like
Don’t want the fish platter, Tone
Do I want that alarm clock? No
You can keep the
Dwight Howard shirt

I know you want it
When they squeeze goat mammary glands
And pour it into cans
You lose your mind
Take some digestive enzymes
It's feeding time
Blah blah blah blah blah
Open it up
Blah blah blah blah blah
The goat's no longer
Blah blah blah blah blah
On the Starbucks cup
Blah blah blah blah blah
Or was that reindeer?

My goat milk brings all the littles to the show
And they're like
Cajun seasoning? No
Don’t want a golden ticket, Tone
won’t wear a wire to narc on Jesus
My goat milk brings all the littles to the show
And they’re like
Want Busy Bee? No
I don’t want Chinese meat, Tone
Not a Strip to eat
Or a Sirloin suppository

Related Jingles

Carville Roast Battle (Hamilton) by Luke Overbey
Computer Debacle Song (Endless Love/Never Gonna Give You Up) Ft. KJ & Jason Fuse by robert berg
The Amount You Like (How to Save a Life) by robert berg
Penguin Dance (Feat. Robert Berg) by Byron
The Psychic Song (The Devil Went Down To Georgia) by robert berg

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FoxyNutmeg in PG County
Too funny! A definite pick me up today!
447 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Laughed before even opening up. So funny. Well done, you two.
455 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Thanks to Rob for bringing me on this ride.
458 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Never thought I'd see the day where suppository was in a song. Hilarious.
459 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Yep... refined. And this is both better and somehow less ridiculous than the original.
459 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Not familiar with the orginal but this is fantastic.
460 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I had almost forgotten this . . . song. Now it will be stuck in Cillizza's head all day. Most good!
460 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Glad I wasn't having coffee while listening to this. HILARIOUS!!!!!!
460 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Oh my Lord... This has a real "Weird Al" vibe going. Very nicely done.
461 days ago.