Get That Fiat Off The Road


A parody of a song by Seal.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/15/2016  Released: 03/15/2016  First aired: unaired
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This just in: Mr. Tony hates Fiats. Or is it people from Jersey? Or people from Jersey who drive Fiats on his street? Or people from Jersey who drive Fiats and park on his street in the wrong direction? Or "honeys" in Fiats that park in the wrong direction on his street? Well, you get the point. On second thought, there might not be a point.

There used to a certain extent of driver courtesy.
Now it seems, the motto's "I can do what I please."
What makes you think you can put that thing here facing East?
Your Jersey plates don't negate!
They only further enrage an otherwise calm man like me.
Honey, what ya doing, get that Fiat off the road right away!
Ooh, the more I look at you the hotter I get, yeah.
And we both know I couldn't beat up frog
but you're lucky my dog's not an ape!
Blah blah blah blah (fade)

*A parody of "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Thanks, guys. Anita, first few minutes of Monday's show.
469 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Honey!! He's such an unpleasant character. Yet you've sent him such aa sweet song!
469 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you are SO good at the blah blahs! and I love the "otherwise calm man" line. what is going to happen during these incidents when he has NOTHING to lose, professionally?
469 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Always a fan of blahs. Love this. I must be behind in the podcast. Haven't heard the Fiat rant yet.
470 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Nice blahs to close. Well played.
470 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Love the line about jersey plates don't negate! Very fun, will be fun on the show, too!
470 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
What are the odds I'm recording this same song this week on a very different topic!?
470 days ago.

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This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
March 17, 2016: I Guess It's March Again


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