Oy! Vey!


A parody of a song by The Lumineers.  A Collaboration by Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK, Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 03/09/2016  Released: 03/09/2016  First aired: 03/11/2016
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(Oy!) No more snow is coming down
(Vey!) Still I stay at the Mayflower
(Oy!) There they’ll treat like a king
(Vey!)A Subway on the mezzanine
(Oy!) Not like living up in Queens


(Oy!) A Club Level double bed
(Vey!) I could live there til I'm dead
(Oy!) Just surround me with good drugs
(Vey!) It’s where I’ll hold my funeral
(Oy!) Get the Rascals to sing


I don't like to fly, I don't like to drive, might as well die
I don't like to fly, I don't like to drive, waiting to


(Oy!) Jingles Liver is coming up
(Vey!) I’d consider showing up
(Oy!) But if it’s north of Woodmont
(Vey) Hey I’d like it but not that much
(Oy!) I can’t be seen at Buffalo Wild Wings


Why so many Petco and skating rinks

I don’t like to fly, I don’t drive at night, I want a ride
I don’t like to fly, I don’t drive at night, I need a ride

Many thanks to Jason Fuse and KJ for bringing my sick, twisted idea to life

Related Jingles

Free Stuff (Girl Crush) by Anita in Alaska
We Didn't Start the Fire (extended mix) by Jerry
Just Tuned In (To See What Condition Robert Griffin Was In) by Jerry
Oh, Chessie by Anita in Alaska
Tony's Mailbag (Original Theme) by SG3

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
this one seems to get better every time I listen to it.
522 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
You had me at Oy Vey! Thanks for the invite!
528 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
once you wake godzilla up, godzilla is gonna keep writing jingles. that's a FACT! i eagerly await more jingles, anita. you're a natural. those other two have some potential too.
528 days ago.
Wayne in Woodbine, MD
*standing ovation*
528 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
This is so good. Lotta talent on this team!
528 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Holy sh*t! This is my favorite.
528 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I was in right away just from the "Oy! Vey!" BGVs. The comments are high praise coming from the Professor of Funny and the Executive Producer of the prodcast!
528 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Anita, we have created a monster! This is truly funny!
528 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Big laughs from Michelle! "Might as well diiiie!"
529 days ago.