I Can't Make This Stuff Up (I Can't Make You Love Me)


A parody of a song by Bonnie Raitt.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 03/09/2016  Released: 03/09/2016  First aired: 03/10/2016
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Thanks to Brad and John F. for previewing and to Brad for the lyrical tweak.

Turned down a room
without a robe.
Hope's Sorkin's hungry
But he'll never show.
Please hold his hand.
He's too scared to fly.
But wants to spend his dough
on a G5,
on a G5.
And I can't make this stuff up if I try.
Who could imagine the prattle comin' from this guy?
Bought the house next to him
but that plan went sour.
Michael & Liz ain't movin' in
So on to the Mayflower.
With 2 robes.
Yeah, 2 robes!
Cuz I can't make this stuff up if I try (fade)

*A parody of "I Can't Make You Love Me" by Bonnie Raitt

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Thanks! Jason-that dream is crazy. I don't know what it means. The only thing that would have made it crazier is if Bonnie Raitt drove you to Katie Couric's house who answered the door with a big smile full of gold teeth.
517 days ago.
This was amazing. What a talent!
519 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
So well done all around. The title line is just perfect.
520 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
When did you sneak this in? Crushed it.
524 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
this is so good. there is no way they don't play this one.
524 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Love this bit, and this song. Crushed it, KJ.
524 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
BTW - I just remembered this and it's super weird timing but... Had a dream last night that I was riding in the back of a '65 Lincoln Continental driven by Sharon Van Etten, listening to Rebel Yell on the radio, and talking about how it's a cool song... then the person in the front passenger seat turns around to look at me as she is agreeing... and it's Bonnie Raitt. I'm not even joking. I usually remember having like 3 dreams a year tops... so I have no idea what this means, other than now maybe I need to come up with something for Rebel Yell.
524 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Love this one. One of my favorite songs, brilliant lyrics juxtaposed with such a serious tone, and so incredibly smooth on the vocals. I have started and stopped writing lyrics several times around this chorus... none of it ever close to this.
524 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Genius. Airtime bound!!
524 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I can't argue with that. A wonderful one!!
524 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Nailed it!
524 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
March 17, 2016: I Guess It's March Again


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