The Jingleprint

   

A parody of a song by Jay-Z.  Recorded by Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Recorded: 02/24/2016  Released: 03/06/2016  First aired: 03/11/2016
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Lyrics

As originally played on the 100th episode of the TKJingles podcast (with a different intro), and I am not submitting this to the TKShow. Apologies to anyone not mentioned in this song. An even greater apology to anyone that is mentioned :) Most of this song is not actually true and this was truly done out of admiration. Thanks to Jason Fuse and Robert Berg for previewing it and giving feedback.


LYRICS:
Jingle this, jingle that
Jingle this, jingle that
Jingle that, jingle this
I can’t jingle… any of it

T. O. N. Y.
They jingle ‘bout his show really all the time
All my favorite songs defiled
But we kid cause we love, that’s my alibi
Gotta start with Jerry, he packs the house
Songs are quick and punchy, he’s Pacquiao
Sticks to 45 seconds, he’ll show ya how
If it’s 46… then he’s throwing it out
Joe Aro’s voice might have super powers
Done in 15 minutes? This took me six hours
Knocked out faster than a Nats reliever
And submitted to the show before my pizza’s even delivered
Jason Fuse plays 47 instruments
All at the same time while he’s mixing it
Singing to every genre that exists but yet
He can’t help with his kid’s school concert events

All the Littles know
These are the folk that soundtrack the show
All I wanna know
How do they not get fired from their jobs at home?

Uncle Brad Weiss is a ham but can he “let it be?”
They call him kiboko kidogo in Swahili
Doesn’t know hip hop but knows bongo flava
Never heard of Jay-Z but knows who Proffessor Jay is
And Steve Lipton shoots out more than Kobe dares
Sends just-in-time songs before the show sees air
Like McFly with a magazine, his covers are borne
Then they combust like a modern-day hoverboard
Robert Berg? He’s incomparable
Cause he gets up at times that’re unconscionable
Wakes up, makes lunch, and then he writes a winner
Then he’s out to mow the lawn in the Pittsburgh winter
Fitzpatrick’s “Former Writer” really had me amused
Or was it Patrick Moffet? Nigel got me all confused
I remember what I say but I cannot recall
Which one had a song about a Cajun’s bocce balls?
And KJ is the Kevin Bacon of this
She’ll co-star on a hundred jingles for the sake of a hit
Or maybe I’m just jealous I can’t sing doing this
The National Anthem’s Carl Lewis of this
And my wife thinks this is "time (wasted)"
She thinks all these people still live in their mom’s basements
“But they might play it, the bald guy might praise it
90 seconds of fame and I can almost taste it”

Nah, forget it


A parody of Jay-Z, "Blueprint²" (which samples "Ecstasy of Gold" by Ennio Morricone)

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Samson, no problem, it's listed at the bottom of the lyrics.
525 days ago.
Samson
Can you please remind me what the name of the original song is? Cannot remember at all
525 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Wait, what happened?!? And Elliot, maybe I'll have to make a Part 2.
526 days ago.
Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Who even needs to submit these anymore? Nice to see this one got air and that Nigel knows how to access them from here!!
526 days ago.
ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
Awesome! But where am I in this?
526 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Airtime!
526 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Absolutely killed it in every way. Perfect for the 100th prodcast episode!
527 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
So so great. I do have to go with Carl Lewis line too. But so many good ones packed in here, Luke!
528 days ago.
MikefromBurkeVA
Outstanding!
530 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Yeah Hampton, I just went by total number of jingles. I wasn't tall enough myself either.
530 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
^^^^^^ You must be this tall to appear in this jingle ^^^^^^^
531 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Yup
531 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Asante, Uncle Brad. (Hopefully I got that right)
531 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
masterful performance, Luke. the carl lewis line is my favorite. so much great stuff in here.
532 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Berg-esque. Great job.
532 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Wow. Landmark stuff here. You have cornered this jingle genre like no other!! Congrats on great work!!
532 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Wow. This is so great!
532 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Yep. We are a pathetic bunch. Safi sana! (Look it up).
532 days ago.