Suck on it and like it: Adjusted lyrics (Spinal Tap Big Bottom)


A parody of a song by Spinal Tap.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 12/01/2012  Released: 12/03/2013  First aired: unaired
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This is probably a little out of bounds to play on the air, but had to stick with the Spinal Tap level of vulgarity...

The bigger the spread is, that’s where his head is
When Carville picks games
He may be genius, you can measure his penis
and he gets on planes

Sure as the night owl aint paying taxes
Tony’s not reading any faxes

Suck on it, and like it
How'd the Skins lose to the fricken Vikings
The mailbag, its email time
Tony is way past his prime…

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surely after that first (brilliant) line there has to be a courtney reference in their somewhere.... maybe a courtney and carville duet..... perhaps Marvin and Tammi could be covered :)
1349 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
We need a jingle dedicated to Carville. This is hiarious
1352 days ago.
Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
Laughing out loud the whole time!!! Spinal Tap is so good... brilliant.
1354 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Very funny Patrick! The first line is outstanding.
1354 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Love it! I laughed out loud at that last line
1354 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
1355 days ago.

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