Junior's On! (Junior's Farm)

   

A parody of a song by Paul McCartney and Wings.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 02/29/2016  Released: 02/29/2016  First aired: 03/01/2016
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Lyrics

Feinstein on tomorrow to pimp his new book!


He sat devouring some chicken parm
Got schmutz on his shirt said don’t be alarmed
I keep a change of clothes in the trunk of my car

He said he had a 36 waistband
Satch said no way I’d bet a hundred grand
Well follow me to the bathroom and I’ll drop my pants

Let's go, let's turn on the TK Show
I heard that Junior’s on, plugging something he wrote
Not those adolescent sleuths I hope
I can’t believe that Junior’s on
Holy ****, Tony!

We never get to hear him slurp Coach K
or make St Earl roll over in his grave
or talk about the gallant players on Colgate

Some littles don’t really know who he is
Jack Wright penned a jingle addressing this
And did he crush the song? You bet he did

Let's go, let's turn up the radio
He might drop some F-bombs you never know
He will not work pro bono
So savor that Junior’s on

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Mozzarella (Umbrella) Ft: KJ by robert berg

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Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Hysterical, and it sounds fantastic.
529 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Yes, this has everything. Not quite as precognitive a turnaround as Wooden Story but still great ;)
535 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Loved it. From a spectator in 2015 to a HEADLINER in 2016.
536 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
This is great. I was working on a parody of "Out of the Woods" called "He Was Right About Woods" to rejuvenate the Junior tunes when this lovely jingle appeared. Seems like you covered it all in here!
537 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Great and the clips are a nice touch. I enjoy the precognitive turnaround ones.
537 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Bravo! Way to be on top of it!!!
537 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
TIRB strikes again.
537 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Thanks for the programming info. This is so wonderful - perfect song choice, great flow, hits all the Juniorisms. A big wow!
537 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Junior's going to be on?! New Littles are in for a treat. Great song and thanks for the heads up. Burp.
538 days ago.