I Want A New Dog (I Want A New Drug)

   

A parody of a song by Huey Lewis & The News.  Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 02/22/2016  Released: 02/22/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Shout out to my dog Layla for staying up past her bed time, to cut this. Extra ration of pig ears for you.

I WANT A NEW DOG
MEDIUM BIG OR TALL
ONE THAT GETS UP INTO THE SHRUBS
FINDS THE GOD DAMN BOCCE BALL

I WANT A NEW DOG
ONE TO JUST SIT AND BLINK
DOESN’T JUDGE ME AS I EAT
ICE CREAM AT THE KITCHEN SINK

ONE THAT WON’T THINK I’M CRAZY
WITH EVERYTHING LITTLE THAT I DO
ONE THAT ENJOYS LEFTOVER CHICKEN PARM FOR TWO
SERVED ON BONE CHINA TOO

I WANT A NEW DOG
ONE THAT JUST NODS ALONG
ONE THAT KNOWS EVERY LYRIC TOO EVERY SINGLE RASCALS SONG

I WANT A NEW DOG
ONE THAT WON’T SIGH AT ME
EVERY TIME I POINT AT SHOUT AT MY FRIENDS ON THE TV

ONE THAT IS THERE TO GREET ME
COMING OFF 18
ONE THAT HOPS IN BED AT NIGHT AND SLEEPS RIGHT NEXT TO ME
YOU’RE A ONE PERCENTER NOW TILLY

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Hilarious!
476 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Hahahahahaha!
485 days ago.
ToddInLexington in United States
'that won't eat my paper money' should have been in there somewhere. But awesome.
485 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
It's all excellent - but the desire for the quiet, compliant, non-judgmental canine companion in the middle sections is what made me laugh. Great title riff too.
485 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Outstanding!
485 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
That damn dog's going to be eating off my fish plate isn't it?
485 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Out of the park. Great all around.
485 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
February 25, 2016: #99 Dream

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