Three Dogs You've Buried (Three Times A Lady)

   

A parody of a song by The Commodores.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 02/22/2016  Released: 02/22/2016  First aired: 02/24/2016
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Lyrics

When Tony went to get a new dog and his proof that he would be a good dog owner was "I've buried three dogs." That wouldn't give me confidence if I was one of the Lucky Dog folks.

Think of what the dogs
Have given you Tony
The memories are all in your mind

And now that you’ve come
To adopt a new canine
This is what you say
makes you qualified

You tell them once, twice
Three dogs you’ve buried
How will Petco clear you?

Yeah it’s once, twice
Three dogs you’ve buried
How will Petco clear you?
Tone, how will they clear you?

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mrlip in Springfield, VA
Glad you pulled through Joe - watch out for the gators in those canals.
506 days ago.
JoeTheITO in Pembroke Pines, FL
I started laughing so hard when I heard the chorus, I almost drove my car into a canal. You were *THIS CLOSE* to yet another "A Florida Man..." story in the ol' newscast.
506 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Thanks all. Nice to do something a little different where I wasn't howling the entire time.
519 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I was cracking up at this one again, listening to the studio laughter!!
519 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you killed, today! no pun intended.
519 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
The vocal on this is right up my alley. Well done, Steve!
519 days ago.
attaboy
Holy S! I am in tears...great Steve!
519 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Love this angle. Great stuff, Steve!
520 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Just great.
520 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This is really funny. The vocal delivery is what makes it for me... perfectly melodramatic.
520 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Steve - just heard Old Guy. Actually a very sweet story. Of course I was picturing Germantown in Philly. Probably not the same one. This jingle is even funnier now that I've heard the story. Matter of fact all the dog jingles are. Can't wait for more.
521 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Hit Old Guy Radio if you want to understand this one Anita. I started 3 separate jingles about it but this one had to be done first.
521 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Obvi I need to listen to today's podcast. This is great.
521 days ago.