A Person of the Fork


A parody of a song by Glen Campbell.  Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 02/04/2016  Released: 02/04/2016  First aired: unaired
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I am an orange man from Long Island
Raised on Italian and Chinese
And if you ask me DC, lacks in both of these cuisines
So I’ve come to San Francisco, not for football obviously
And I’m a person of the fork
When I sit down to eat
The kids today like this red hot sauce
What a bunch of lame sissies
Give me the stuff
That clears up all my spring allergies
And I’m still not talking about football
I don’t give a shit who wins
Only with this bald orange guy
It’s information for life

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judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent job doing Glen Campbell!
514 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Nicely done Sean. You've got it rolling right now for sure!
526 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
1. I was really hoping someone would do a person of the fork song, and 2. love how it dovetails into his apathy for the reason everyone is out there.
530 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Thanks folks!
530 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Wonderful. I heard him say "person of the fork" and I wondered when (not if) we'd get jingles about it. You didn't disappoint!
531 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
You've got the Glen Campbell warble going, too. Good!
531 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Aye, aye sir. Argh.
531 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Anita, paraphrasing Chief Brody "I think you're gonna need a bigger boat."
531 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Wow. Wow. Wow. My top ten list for 2016 filling up fast.
531 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I was looking for somewhere to jingle about a person of the fork. Well, no need now. Nice work!
531 days ago.

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