I'm Gonna Freeze (900 Miles ...) (...-60)


A parody of a song by The Proclaimers.  A Collaboration by steven maloney in White Bear Lake, MN & Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Recorded: 01/26/2016  Released: 01/26/2016  First aired: 01/28/2016
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The double Dr. Attack is back! And this time we're using a song that no matter who you are, odds are you've already used it before us to make a jingle. We apologize. Sort of. No, we don't.

I'm Gonna Freeze (900 Miles)
Parody of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers
Lyrics by Steven Maloney
Performed by Brad Weiss

When I woke up,
Well a thought occurred to me,
I said Hank, a walk's a good idea for you.

When we go out,
Yeah, we'll go on out to sea,
Shackleton's voyage is just the thing to do.

Then I went out,
Well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be quite chilly 'til I'm through.

And If I waver,
Well I know it's gonna be,
It's gonna be because my limbs no longer move.

And I would walk 900 miles,
But I fell 60 miles short.
Just to be a man
Whose death on TK news
will make that Sheehan snort.

Antarctic! (Antarctic!) Antarctic! (Antarctic!) It's Cold-did-old-old-old-old.
Antarctic! (Antarctic!) Antarctic! (Antarctic!)It's cold-did-old-old-old-old.

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Welcome back, Steven! Double dose of funny from the Professors.
508 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
So good all the way through, but the cold part at the end killed me... And once again, accents are always funny.
513 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Now I'm anonymous again. My computers are all acting strange. Must be snow on the cables...
513 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Just in time! Great lyrics, and spot on performance!
513 days ago.

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