Bone Means Bone (One of Us)


A parody of a song by Joan Osborne.  Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 01/22/2016  Released: 01/22/2016  First aired: 01/28/2016
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Everyday on Tony’s show
so much information
like today I learned that "Bone"
is a British Corporation
If that sounds dead wrong
you’re on the right track
‘cause the truth’s disgusting

Bone means bone, words have meaning
bone means bone, thank God for Jeannie
bone, bone, bone, bone, bone

It was pretty obvious
at least to the rest of us
thanks again, McManus
For teaching Tony china’s bone…

A parody of Joan Osbourne, “One of Us"

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
What if Tone Was One of Us is an early Robert Berg classic, apparently in the queue to be redone :)
568 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Whoever the Anonymous Little that threw that blurb in there about What if Tone was one of us - brilliant. I'm already singing it. In my head of course because I wouldn't want to creep out my co-workers.
568 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Absolutely- that would make it the very rare prequel jingle.
568 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA I actually have been thinking for the last month or so of re-recording this and re-submitting to see if I can get it on.
568 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Yep - bone means bone. Can't wait for the sequel - "What if Tone was one of us, a 99 percenter like the rest of us, an apartment renter who takes the bus, leaves the Caddys to Jim Rome... he airs callers on the phone, he's booking athletes on his show..."
568 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
So good, Jerry. I hope Jeanne was in studio today!
568 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
you sing this so much better than i do. your production is always so good that i don't think you get enough credit for your vocals, which are always outstanding.
570 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Great one for a ridiculous conversation. Bown.
572 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Chorus is so tight. Sounds really good, and hilarious close. "Cute sweet little animal bones"
573 days ago.
Anita From Alaska
OMG. This is so fabulous. Jerry - you never cease to amaze. Lyrics are priceless. Hope you Iive through the storm. Write some jingles!!
573 days ago.