Putin on the Spritz


A parody of a song by Taco.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 01/17/2016  Released: 01/17/2016  First aired: 01/18/2016
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Steve in Wichita is to blame for this. His email was too funny to not do this jingle.

If you're black and blue because I beat hell out of you
Giving me sweaty armpits
Putin on the spritz

Want to smell nice when greeting members
of competing crime syndicates
Putin on the spritz

Dressed up like Alexander Litvinenko
Can't concentrate? Maybe supplement with ginkgo
...or could be radiation poisoning

Let's meet in Red Square; no one there
Last smell of your life, it's
Putin on the spritz

Have you seen my hockey skills
Like golf scores of Kim Jong Il
I play with former pros
I score 8 goals!
Posing shirtless for Russian women
You are envious. You are forgiven.
You tell me to put my shirt on
I kill you

Need a scent that naked men respect
When out on town for steak and a schvitz
Putin on the spritz

Related Jingles

Blurb Up (Word Up) by robert berg
I Don't Want to Wait (Theme from Dawson's Creek) by robert berg
The ESPYs Acquits (Puttin' on the Ritz) by robert berg
Eatin’ at the Schvitz by mrlip
The Wreck of the Kornheiser Mailbag by Byron

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Revel in the applause emanating from my miniature giraffe.
572 days ago.
Steve in Wichita in Wichita
No problem Robert, I appreciate the credit, it's all in good fun!
573 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
as I wrote in a previous comment, Steve, I tried to credit you in the email but Satch just ignored it. which is weird because he LOVED your email and was laughing at the cologne name Putin on the Spritz, as was I. anyway, thanks for the email and the idea for this jingle.
573 days ago.
Steve in Wichita in Wichita
Steve in Wichita Approved !
573 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Amazing idea, funny accent, and the shirtless section is great.
577 days ago.
11sjw in Perth, Western Australia
This one is stuck in my head. Love it!
579 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Hilarious on so many levels. "You tell me to put my shirt on, I kill you" makes me laugh every time!
579 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Here is the sad truth: we're the only ones that care.
580 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I'm disappointed that they did not credit Steve from Wichita for this idea, and how great his email from Friday's show was. I wrote that right below the lyrics and above my name. I don't know how they missed it.
580 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Okay, couple things here. 1) Conception and execution are flawless. 2,) My wife and I were at home for the MLK holiday and listening live - she's never listened to the show ever - and she heard your shout out to Jerry and me. My jingles, she ain't impressed, but being mentioned in your jingle made her delighted. Thanks Rob!
580 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
You are now officially on another level.
580 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Thank you Comrade TIRB.
581 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
HAH! My cyrillic message was indecipherable by the Negrelli-bot. I wrote: Spasibo!
581 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Vay to jaump een eet. ???????!
581 days ago.