All A Buncha Junk

   

A parody of a song by Meghan Trainor.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 01/16/2016  Released: 01/16/2016  First aired: 01/19/2016
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Lyrics

I want to acknowledge Joe Aro and Chris Robb who did an awesome job with this song a year ago. But for some reason, I woke up with this stupid idea in my head and just had to get it out.
Thanks to Jason Fuse for previewing this one and trying to help me with the effects. So far, I'm not a big fan of my new Garage Band so this'll have to do. But thanks, Jason!

Lyrics:
Yeah, it's pretty clear, nothin' worth a dime.
But I can chuck it, chuck it , save some precious time.
Well if I zoom in I might find something nice.
Pretty sure it's junk, won't hurt to look twice though.
Ranger Rick magazines, artwork on the floor, that thing holding your TP.
C'mon man, they gotta go!
But that fish platter's a beauty - don't give it up.
Cuz there's a Little in Alaska who can load it to the top!
I know Nigel is pissed cuz I brought those pretzels by. (ooh, big box, ooh big box)
Probably just wants to sift through the booty before ya say goodbye. (that booty, booty, uh that booty booty)
And no it's not worth a yard sale, garage sale, auction, or charity. (ooh, junk, junk, ooh junk, junk)
So just pull out your wallet and leave the rest to me.

Because you know it's all a buncha junk, buncha junk, no treasure.
It's all a buncha junk, buncha junk, no treasure.
It's all a buncha junk, buncha junk, no treasure.
It's all a buncha junk, buncha junk.

*A parody of "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor

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North Potomac Nats
I seem to recall Mr Tony saying that he hated the Megan Trainor original, so the parody is 1000% better than the original...How Great Is That...
575 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
what a great segment! play jingle, liz talks, another jingle, another liz topic. that was really fantastic.
575 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Oh good!! Jinglepalozza I see, now I get it.
575 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Yes! So damn perfect. And we need to add Anita to the Friends & Enemies section!
575 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
another fantastic trash song! i know i'm missing some of its context because I've never heard the trainor song but his stands on its own anyway.
575 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Bahahahahaha!!! Great idea and execution Kj!!!
576 days ago.
Kj in Red Wing, MN
Thanks, Anita! The answer to your question is that it depends on who you ask. That will probably be the topic of a chapter in my upcoming jingle etiquette book.
576 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Aww, thanks guys. Wow, being a fishwife my big claim to fame. My mother would be so proud. On a more important note love the jingle KJ. So is it bad form to do a song that's already been done? Not up on jingle etiquette.
576 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
What Jason said. This is great!
576 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
You killed this one! Great BGVs - and that Anita line is absolutely perfect.
577 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
This is soooooo great, KJ! I Whatever GarageBand did to you, you conquered it! And that's the best Anita shout out yet!
577 days ago.

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