Loyal (Loyal)


A parody of a song by Lorde.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 11/20/2013  Released: 11/20/2013  First aired: 11/25/2013
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This really isn't in TK's wheelhouse so I don't know if I'll send to Nigel or not. My first solo jingle sans ukulele (i.e. saxophone)
Set to "Royals" by Lorde:

He’s never actually typed a text;
He never does stay ‘til the end of the movie;
And he loves a good sweater vest;
And he might throw things, like coffee creamer,
But everyday we tune in wondering who will he be crushing?
Kevin with the forecast, Goddess has him blushing,
We don’t care, he buys Cadillacs with straight cash.
And everybody likes PTI previews, Hornaday reviews;
Old Guy, Bob Ryan, and finally the mailbag.
Here it comes, what’s Nigel gonna pick today?

And we’ll always be loyal (loyal),
Littles of the TK show.
This kind of show is just for us;
We crave a different kinda buzz.
Could he be cooler, cooler?
Can’t everybody be?
But we think he rules, he rules!
So read those notes, Tony.

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Loyal (Cover Version) by Jason Fuse

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Kj in St. Paul, MN
Nice! Have a great night; wish I could join you! I'm jingling right now as I type. Big Sat. night here.
1258 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Just played this jingle for my Saturday Night get together. We are all awaiting the arrival of Mr. Jerry Negrelli and company.....
1258 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Thanks Tim! I didn't hear the Happy Birthday wish on PTI; that is cool! I'm glad the song has had this much success- I love Royals!
1360 days ago.
TIm from New Zealand
This is amazing. As a kiwi (saw Lorde at our national music awards last week) it's kinda amazing that the song has gone this big. And to get a second Mr Tony related link to the song ( he did a happy birthday shout out on PTI ) is kinda trippy. Sure, it's about 5000 behind the Rascals but its awesome.
1360 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Thanks all! I'm still a little surprised they played it:)
1361 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
Yay! I'm streaming it live. Much love in the studio.
1361 days ago.
Shad in DC
Effing brilliant
1361 days ago.
Shane Luedke in Chicago, IL (surprised?)
Great work. You must send to TK.
1365 days ago.
Joe Z in Djibouti
This is a wonderful song. Great job!!
1365 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Thanks so much everyone! It means a lot coming from you all! I'll send it in to Nigel & we'll see what happens:)
1365 days ago.
Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
Cannot say anything not already said... tremendous! Great, great lyrics!
1365 days ago.
bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
Oh my God! I should just quit now. A.Ma.Zing!
1365 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I'm going to put this one in the Top 10 most played just on my clicks alone. I can't stop listening!
1365 days ago.
Moffett in Sacramento, CA
I agree with Jerry KJ, my first response to this was happy profanity. Crazy good, definitely send it in, even if they don't know the song, the lyrics are fantastic.
1365 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Love this song too! Wheelhouse? He better make room in the freakin' wheelhouse!!! So goooooooood!!!!!
1365 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
Thanks Jerry! It is such a great song, I couldn't resist!
1365 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Holy $*#$#*. First of all, I love this freaking song. What a great choice, Kj! This jingle is the whole package lyrically but it's the performance that blew me away. This ROCKS!!!
1365 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
March 10, 2016: Really Dumb Dreams Come True


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