The Choker (Acoustic)

   

A parody of a song by Steve Miller Band.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 01/12/2016  Released: 01/12/2016  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

I mean... they did ask for it. I'm guessing this is one of many, so I went acoustic to try to change it up.

Some people call me a bad closer
Those people I grab around their throat
Some people I choke are league MVPs
That's no critique - I'm just a pompous A-hole

Well, I'm the choker, yeah I'll choke ya
And I'm somehow still your closer
Ringing necks and giving up home runs
I'm the choker, AND I'll choke ya
Blowin' saves and crushin' hyoid bones, yeah
I'll hurt this team in more ways than one

Parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
As a person in the medical field, I'm particularly impressed with your use of hyoid. Please tell me you had to look that up? This is so so great, Jason! Wow.
524 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
this sounds so good. i envy all the musicians and real singers. i really do.
525 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
"I'll hurt this team in more ways than one" indeed!
525 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Great job Jason. Hyoid bones. Classic. We need a whole section of Jingles Unplugged.
526 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Is that your crushed hyoid bone or are you just unhappy to see me? Great work Jason.
526 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Grand slam! "And I"m somehow I'm still your closer" is so sneaky funny!
526 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Love this Jason. Beautifully done. Can't wait for the baseball season to start...
526 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I know what a pompous a-hole is, but I'm still unclear on pompatous. Way to cross the finish line first!
526 days ago.

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